WHAT’S WRONG WITH MY WIFE – by Roger W. Morgan

Today, I located a photo I had forgotten about.  I realized how much I miss that polka dot shirt in the photo and, after an exhaustive search, I asked my wife if she knew what had become of the shirt.  “No idea!” was her quick response.  I said, “No problem…I’ll just order another one”, at which point, she added, “I hope it doesn’t catch fire like the last one…”.  Whatdya’ suppose she meant by THAT?polka